LBO, (the real headless squirrel?)
At the request of a big Headless Squirrel supporter, we introduce, Sal Squirrel, possibly the first headless squirrel ever spotted at the CBOE. Some point out that the squirrel actually qualifies as a "Man-imal". If anyone has ever seen one of these rodents running around anyplace else, feel free to let us know. Thanks again Sal.
posted by 72 K5 @ 12:53 PM
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This creature known as the sal squirrel or better yet sal lo has been spotted scurrying around the bowels of the spx pit for the last 20 something years. If you happen to cross the path of the sal lo proceed with caution, especially before its 11:00 am feeding! The creature known as the sal squirrel loves potatoe pancakes from Manny's Deli and can become quite upset when he doesn't get the show on a lunch run. Beware !!
Diehard Headless Sqirrel Fanatic
Anudder one of me? Dere ain't anudder one of me! What the fuck you been smokin?!! I'll ball bat ur ankles you say dat again you fuckin guy. I'll drop my nuts on yur fancy fuckin cars. Marone, der is only 1 Solly Squirrel an it's me. You got it? What's a squirrel gotta do around here to get some respect? I got ny eye on you.
Watch yur ankles,
Solly
I'm gonna gut this Brock fellow. Who the hell does he think he is? Is he one of those stop sign jackasses who clearly were at the stop first and sit and stare. By the way my Headless Squirrel tee shirt size will be 2x. That's right I want two fuckin jerseys, one home and one away. Drop off site to be announced at some further date!!
Yours Truly, DHSF
With the latest craze the last few years being the Turducken for the holidays, I would like to let all loyal readers of THS in on this years holiday craze." Salturduckensquirrel". you put a headless squirrel inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey with Sal's head on top.mmmmmmmm delicious. I'd love to see this.
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