Bush starts Florida factory fire before leaving country

Florida- President Bush is said to be preparing a statement which would take full blame for the asphalt factory fire that broke out early this morning in a suburb of Florida. Before boarding Air Force One bound for Asia, Bush was quoted as saying, "I did it yeah, we have to burn out insurgents wherever we find them, whenever we can," It was reported earlier this week that many suspected terror cell leaders have been working as asphalt paving roadworkers. Some speculate that Bush will take responsibility for other events that occurred over the weekend as well; The Indiana/Kentucky tornadoes, the New England Patriots loss to Indianapolis, and the fact that no one single winner was named in the Powerball Lottery.