Weekend Update

NEW SOUTHERN FRONTIER LANDS DISCOVERED

Near Grant Park, IL.- Despite near 50 mph winds, and brisk conditions, The Headless Squirrel's ongoing expedition towards new places untouched by the suburban wasteland, found some new territory on sunday. The middle of nowhere? Or the beginning of everywhere? One only has to stand at the intersection of such places like 12000East Road and Stoney Island Avenue, stare out for miles- in every direction- to see the allure. Who the hell is going to cut around you on the right inside lane of traffic out here? Where is the guy that takes 3 full lights to get through a left hand turn signal? Where is that kid who cant sit up straight while he is driving and talking on his cell phone? Or my favorite- Mr. 4-Way Stop Sign Idiot. We all know him, he has no stop sign timing whatsoever. "C'mon Jagoff!!" You always say, waving your hand as if you could push his car across the road, "It's YOUR turn, Get the fuck out of the way now...." Know who I'm talking about now? These people are thankfully nowhere to be found out here, so the weekend has been deemed a success just based on that alone.

On another note, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that sometimes printed maps are not always accurate, and don't be suprised if a road that appears on a map, in reality, isn't there at all.-JUD.